bikinimybottom:

if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’

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detention:

queued~bye.

detention:

queued~bye.

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katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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purgasorry:

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yahoo                             yahoo ya              yahoo yahoo yahoo yahoo

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rnemes:

gudnam:

gudnam:

 i hate mac and cheese

i just lost a follower

u deserved it

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I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found.

John Steinbeck (via creaturing)

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shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

(via moistpits)

  • me: *does nothing*
  • me: wow im so tired

Personality vs Looks

zxcvbnmloldiaz:

People don’t look at your personality first. People judge you automatically by your looks and then try to get to know your personality. But the second they don’t like your looks, they don’t get to know you. That’s how reality is.

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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Most of the pain you’re dealing with are really just thoughts.. ever think of that?

Buddhist Bootcamp  (via epikhi)

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graystripe:

graystripe:

my brother just tried to twerk but he farted by accident and now hes crying 

he said hes “disgraced the whole family”

(via ashcracks)

swaggin my way downtown

twerkin fast

bitches pass

and im hoodbound

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Get out

wunked:

Just get out of my mind I just want every memory I had with you to just go away. I want all my feelings I have for you to just disappear. I don’t want to feel anything anymore. 

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